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FAQ's

Where are you located?

100% American-made

Printed in Florida & Texas. International folks, don't worry — we partnered with printers around the world so you get your tee fast, no passport required.

Do you ship internationally?

Good news: we ship everywhere! Bad news: there is no bad news. Rates vary by location, so check our shipping policy for what applies to you.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yep! Once your order ships, we'll send you a tracking number so you can stalk your package every step of the way — right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

Soft enough for cuddles, tough enough for chaos — our tees are made with quality materials that feel great on skin. Exact materials vary by item, so peek at the product page for the full scoop.

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